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Drone Speech 2011

November 4th, 2011 · Bermuda Politics

Sorry to disappoint, but I won’t be giving a fast analysis of today’s Throne Speech.

The reason is that in recent years the content of the Throne Speech has had very little relationship to the actual legislative agenda pursued by Government, and certainly has not predicted actual results that the people of Bermuda can count on.

2011 Throne Speech

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How Broke Are We? Pt 3

October 5th, 2011 · Economy

In the runups to recent elections, the PLP was enthusiastic in giving away Government services to shore up their base.

These handouts and freebies contributed mightily to our budget deficits and humongous public debt.  (Simple bad management and a taste for the high life accounted for the rest.)

We just can’t afford it anymore.

But the Premier seems to be consumed by putting out the fire o’ the day with a quickie fix.  The Constant Circus lives on!

There is a time when the Premier/Finance Minister will need to roll back some of the pork and waste.  Or will she try to “buy votes” again in the lead up to the next election?

The problems are growing along with the list of short-term patches.  Sooner or later she … or her successor … is going to be forced to elaborate an actual plan to:

  • Repair our troubled economy (ie undo many of their hare-brained, half-assed policies)
  • Control public sector spending (ie reduce government to fit our economy)
  • Plan to pay down the debt

After all these years, I can’t put my finger on a single economic plan or strategy put forward by the PLP and carried through to a successful conclusion.

The Premier has been central to the team that incubated Bermuda’s critical problems.  As nice a gal as we all think she is, it would be to Bermuda’s immense misfortune if she is allowed to dodge accountability for that.

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How Broke Are We? Pt 2

October 4th, 2011 · Bermuda Politics

The Bermuda Regiment is cutting its conscript intake this year in half – to just 80 recruits – to save money.

Wow, we really are broke.

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How Broke Are We?

October 3rd, 2011 · Economy

Premier Cox’s “save the retailers” announcement seems to have backfired.

The payroll tax holiday is a job preserving move.

But the 40% hike in airport duty (combined with a steep reduction in allowances) has people freaked.  Is Government that broke?  What new taxes will come next?

In 2010 Q4 local travellers reported $21 million in overseas purchases.  Ignoring the impact of allowances, that would have yielded $5.25 million in duty … or $7.35 million at the new punitive rate.

It’s clear that the tax hike on individuals is paying for the tax holiday for retailers.

Will the tax hike encourage locals to “buy Bermuda” instead of shopping during their holidays … or will it just raise the cost of living here and annoy the voters?

Is the Government so broke that it needs to restrict Bermudians’ freedom for a mere $4.2 million in additional tax revenue?

If the PLP had not squandered so outrageously over the past decade we might have a surplus to cushion our situation … or be able to borrow.  But in the Post-Platinum Era, our credit is maxed out and Government has little room to manoeuvre.

It’s not the global economy, stupid.  It’s ours and you tanked it.

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Emergency Cabinet Meeting on the Economy

October 2nd, 2011 · Bermuda Politics

Minister A:  I don’t know what to do.

Minister B:  Well don’t look at me, I don’t know what to do either.

Minister C:  Ewart would know what to do.

Minister D:  Oh shut up.

Deputy Premier:  I’m on strike.

Minister A:   I don’t know what to do.

Premier:  More cake anyone?

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Bitter Kool Aid

September 30th, 2011 · Bermuda Politics

You have to feel sorry for the Premier.  She’s in a real bind juggling all those slow fuse bombs left by the incompetent Minister of Finance.  Oh, right.

I feel terrible for my fellow Bermudians who have lost their jobs.

We have had more than a decade of lousy leadership.  It’s natural for supporters to wish the PLP had been successful.  But they haven’t been.  You can keep drinking the Kool Aid, but man it’s getting gritty and bitter.

Things won’t get better until you start demanding performance and stop making excuses.

PS:  if you haven’t read this, do it now and forward it to anyone gullible enough to believe the “global economy” lie.

PPS:  Today’s payroll tax holiday good, airport duties dumb.  They display the usual “rush to drop in a fix” with no bigger plan or thought of consequences.  It’s that style of un-leadership that got us into this hole.

PPPS:  Man I wish I had some of that platinum period and gold standard around still.  Would come in handy.

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Internal Pressures

September 27th, 2011 · Bermuda Politics

There always was some risk in the PLP’s public delight over the debate experienced by the UBP and BDA as they dissolved to create a better team and strategy to dig Bermuda out of the Brown/Cox heap big mess.

Now the pendulum has swung…

You know that I think that many of the PLP MPs have not been up to the job. What’s a surprise is how many of the PLPs own branch members think the same thing.

It’s also telling that the party that prides itself on having deep grassroots can only drum up a couple dozen voters for the primary.

Takeaway: they ain’t invincible.

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Timing

September 26th, 2011 · Economy

Unlike the rest of us, the House of Assembly is still on summer vacation.  The legislature is expected to stir sometime in early November for the Throne Speech.

Now, with the rumours of a Christmas election, one wonders why they’d even bother.  After all, the promises of the 2007 Throne Speech were promptly forgotten when Dr. Brown promptly called an election.

Here’s why the House will reconvene:  I suspect that Government needs money through budget supplements and inevitably more debt.

We all know that Bermuda’s economy has vastly contracted.  The open questions are how badly this has affected Government’s tax collections, and how effective Government has been at making its proposed budget cuts.

Maybe they can re-tool that “countdown clock” they had down on Front Street for the Millennium … as a national debt counter. Need a lot more digits though…

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Lions and Tigers and Rolfe, Oh My!

September 21st, 2011 · Bermuda Politics

Nothing says “resetting the dial” better than appointing the master of friction Rolfe Commissiong as a new PLP candidate.

Or is that “crank the the friggin dial backwards so tight it falls off”?

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Well, that didn’t end up so well

September 16th, 2011 · Bermuda Politics, Business

Bermuda has boomed as an international business centre due to the critical mass of decision makers in the insurance sector and related fields that worked here.

So the PLP, in all their glory, came up with the brilliant idea of placing “term limits” on how long those business leaders could stay on the island.

This – combined with the general pissiness of  the PLP towards expatriates and international business – led to a massive exodus from the island.   Voilà, no critical mass.

The PLP’s actions have excoriated our economy.  Bermudians from blue collar to white collar are feeling tight around the collar.  No matter what the spin says, IT’S NOT THE GLOBAL ECONOMY that fuxed Bermuda.  It’s our own weak political leadership that smothered the golden goose.

Back in the days of hubris, the Cayman Islands copied Bermuda’s term limits excess.  They’ve now admitted this was a mistake and also deeply damaged their economy.  They are now moving to undo term limits.

Admitting is the first step to recovery.  The second is voting in a competent Government.

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