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Pep and Thizzle, hic!

January 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Transport

It must be a delight to be a defense lawyer in Bermuda.

A Government ferry pilot was given a simple fine after running his ferry into the dock and being found two and a half times the legal limit of alcohol in his system.

His lawyer’s defense: his client was a “good Christian man” who did not know the 16.5% by volume (33 proof) fortified wine he was drinking was alcoholic. “He thought it was an energy drink that would give him a pep.”

Note that, during the arrest, six empty bottles of the stuff were found. That’s quite some pep.

The first step is honesty.

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