The Premier has announced that he is ready to speak with Obama if necessary to sort things out. Preferably on national TV. Maybe Obama would like some free tickets to the Bermuda Music Festival?
Other people he might consider speaking to on behalf of the people of Bermuda include:
- Stevie Wonder
- Nelson Mandela
- The Dalai Lama
- Tiger Woods
- Any real estate developer with a big line of credit
- Those Playboy Bunnies
- Cookie Monster
- A Royal Gazette reporter. Ha ha ha, just kidding.
Of course it’s awfully hard for the people of Bermuda to speak to the Premier past all the body guards and Cabinet Office bagholders.
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